It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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