Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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