HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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