if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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