he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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