If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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