Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
