absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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