There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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