I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
