Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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