Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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