That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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