Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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