So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
