I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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