Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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