we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize
