dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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