i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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