He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
sex in a hospital.. check
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I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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