2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
