Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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