You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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