I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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