why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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