so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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