Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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