Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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