yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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