i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
a search helicopter?!
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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