Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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