so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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