They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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