is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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