im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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