Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
then he tried to convert me to islam
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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