So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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