All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
as a side note pls kill me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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