She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
It's just like the Real World with babies
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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