Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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