normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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