That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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