i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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