Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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