She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Enjoy the penises
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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