All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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