you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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