i can't believe i had my finger in that
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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