so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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