Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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