doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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