What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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