so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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