I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
