Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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