Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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