Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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